Our very reliable fake rumor sources confirmed earlier today that mAple is preparing to launch a new product. We have no statements from any officials but it’s obvious that beginning this fall mAple will delight its users with the latest, greatest thing in unicorn magic. We already have various reports that mention how amazing this new product will be and how it will revolutionize the way we think about, well, anything!
Take a look at the infamous picture of the latest mAple thing after the brake.
Take a look at the infamous picture of the latest mAple thing after the brake.
The design is typical for mAple, especially in the past few years: there will be up to one hardware button, and we expect pinch-to-zoom and other multi-digit gestures. We’re expecting a uni-body case forged from interstellar Iridium, one of the most rarest metals on Earth. The choice for this very special material is obvious and as far as the display goes we’re expecting Chimp-Proof tempered plastic covering the new product back, front and sideways. The interface will most likely resemble previous generation mAple products. As far as connectivity goes there will be no USB ports but we’re confident on the inclusion of the new LightningBolt port. The new industry standard port is utterly magical, providing blazing fast data transfer and a wonderful and connecting experience.
The photo is brought to us by Mr. Gaussian Blur. Admittedly it’s not the greatest shot of a yet undisclosed mAple product but we’ll work on that later.
The photo is brought to us by Mr. Gaussian Blur. Admittedly it’s not the greatest shot of a yet undisclosed mAple product but we’ll work on that later.
UPDATE: The Savants at mAple stores throughout US are being summoned to train on the new mAple thing in order to provide the best support possible. Yet another clue that leads us to believe evermore that a new mAple product launch is imminent!
Stay tuned for more mAple news. We’ll be delivering it to you as soon as our monkey editors put together a sentence!
Stay tuned for more mAple news. We’ll be delivering it to you as soon as our monkey editors put together a sentence!