Steve Jobs died last night! Noooo-no-no, some of you may argue that he didn’t pass away, that he merely stepped down as CEO and is still Chairman of the Board. Bullshit! He died, OK?!
*sniff*
Steve Jobs died last night! Noooo-no-no, some of you may argue that he didn’t pass away, that he merely stepped down as CEO and is still Chairman of the Board. Bullshit! He died, OK?! *sniff*
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In our previous mAple news report we showed you a never before seen shot of the latest mAple thing. After significant post-processing the new mAple product revealed itself to us: the next generation leafPhone!
We’ve managed to roundup all the rumors and based on the shots we have of the actual final product (which we happened to stumble upon in a bar) we composed a series of specs and features that are most likely to be included in the next generation leafPhone. After the brake check out the next generation leafPhone. Our very reliable fake rumor sources confirmed earlier today that mAple is preparing to launch a new product. We have no statements from any officials but it’s obvious that beginning this fall mAple will delight its users with the latest, greatest thing in unicorn magic. We already have various reports that mention how amazing this new product will be and how it will revolutionize the way we think about, well, anything!
Take a look at the infamous picture of the latest mAple thing after the brake. |